You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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