hell yes lets make some ravioli
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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