Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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