And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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