Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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