im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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