So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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