Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You've changed since you got that strap on
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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