Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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