More tranny stories later!
Having a random hookup so left but love u
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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