Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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