they need to just BURY HIM!
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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