Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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