If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Randomize