Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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