The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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