Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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