I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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