a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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