hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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