: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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