im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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