Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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