Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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