It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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