He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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