Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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