i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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