Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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