Dual....:-)
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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