Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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