I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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