In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
