Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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