I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We need to rekindle our bromance
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
