He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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