I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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