Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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