You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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