I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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