Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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