Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
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this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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