Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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