I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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