i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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