Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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