When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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