Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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