There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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