is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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