come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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