I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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