Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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