Sry I called you an 8
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
