i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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