Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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