i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
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We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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