You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
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