Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Boobs are out for the taking
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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